Your dog found it first.
Dogs eat goose poop. We made a version you don't have to pull out of their mouth.
From the same bad decision-makers behind Bunny Poop™
They eat this stuff on purpose.
Anyone who's walked a dog near a pond knows what happens next. Sniff. Investigate. Ignore you completely. Eat something horrifying.
Dogs love goose poop.
We lost that argument years ago.
Nature made the original.
We're fixing it.
Your dog has been doing product research for years. The joke is ridiculous. The product can't be.
Dog-Sized
Built for treating, training, and dogs with terrible judgment.
Real Ingredients
Ingredients intended for dogs. Revolutionary concept, apparently.
Built to Be Craveable
Because apparently normal treats weren't interesting enough.
Zero actual
goose poop
We cannot believe this needs clarification.
Legal asked us to make this extremely clear. No geese are involved in production — they have contributed enough already.
Prototype Packaging
This bag isn't done.
Neither are we.
We're developing Goose Poop™ in public. This is prototype packaging for early testing — not the final retail bag. Recipe, labeling, claims and design may change before launch.
Same brown ink. Same cream. A meaner green. And a goose who's fairly certain this was all his idea.
We're still figuring this shit out.
Same transparency Bunny Poop was built on. If it's not ready, we're not going to pretend it is.
Same management.
Different shit.
Against everyone's better judgment, the team behind Bunny Poop™ has been allowed to launch another product.
Winnie
Founder & Chief Taste Officer
Approved expansion after learning there were additional disgusting things dogs willingly eat.
Gracie
VP, Quality Control
Remains unconvinced this company needs another product.
Ozzie
Chief Security Officer
Responsible for goose negotiations. Relations remain tense.
Willow
Head of Product Development
Asked whether "what about goose poop?" was a joke. Unfortunately, it wasn't.
Watson
Director of Research
Has spent an unreasonable amount of time near ponds.
Zoomie
VP, Logistics & Rapid Response
Still moving quickly. Still unclear why.
Grumble
Chief Complaints Officer
Opposed the project from the beginning. Opposes most things.
Hedgehog
General Counsel & Risk Management
Would like "0% actual goose poop" displayed prominently.
The Goose
Director of Hostile Relations
Claims ownership of every sidewalk, pond, parking lot and public park in North America. There is no off the clock.
Dogs are disgusting.
They drink out of puddles. They lick things nobody should lick. They find mystery snacks in the grass. And when they see goose poop? Apparently that's lunch.
Pet brands can pretend dogs are sophisticated. We'd rather make something for the animals we actually live with.
Goose Poop™ is ridiculous on purpose. The product isn't.
Same management.
Questionable expansion strategy.
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This seemed like a better idea five minutes ago.
Questions. Reasonable ones.
Absolutely not.
Because dogs keep eating the original.
Unfortunately, yes.
Not yet. We're currently developing and testing it.
Final recipes are still being tested. Ingredient and nutritional information will be published before launch.
Join the flock. We'll contact selected testers when we're ready.
We ask ourselves that surprisingly often.